Monday, March 17, 2014

The Suddenmobile


The Suddenmobile 
Mark 1

Engine-less.
Driven by will power.
Rear wheel drive.
Twin seater "Tandem" model. Plus a "Koodai" basket in front for basket cases.
Separate step and ladder for front and rear seats. No step or ladder for basket (basket cases to be lifted and shifted into the basket).
Tubular chassis frame made of ultra light weight Multinium (Carbonium-Titanium-Zirconium-Anothernium) alloy with a 58-micron layer of Parthenium compound coating to reduce surface tension and give it added zing.
Revolutionary designs for front and rear wheels incorporating “Re-Vol-Vo” 16-inch front wheel, provided with 16 solid carbon-steel grade plastic spheres of 1.6-inch dia on periphery for superior all-terrain traction and “O-Vol-Vo” 32-inch rear wheel with a slight oval bias for additional rocking and rollicking propulsion.
Instantaneous stopping power with "Dix" rear disc brake and "Rook-ja" imaginary front brake.
Two pedals (one for each foot) attached to a 12-inch rotary sprocket which connects to the rear wheel by chain and 4-inch sprocket.
Powerful “Verikleer” head lamp and “Red Eye” tail lamp with clear lens.
“Kurt-i-see” courtesy lamps provided on bottom steps of both ladders for night time visibility.
“Dono-Pud-Ho” reading lamp fixed under the umbrella canopy. Serves both front and rear seats.
“Sun-n-Shade” umbrella for that shady feel. Outer surface of umbrella panels contain "Ra" solar cells.
Special “Zap” charging station with two outlets (“Zap One” and “Zap Another One”) at mid-point of handlebar for charging cellular phones. Powered by solar panels on umbrella.
Head lamp, tail lamp, reading lamp, courtesy lamps and charging station powered by "Ra" solar cells on the umbrella.
“Ting Tong” bell on handlebar powered by rider's thumb.
Concealed wiring from solar panels to lamps and charging station (routed thru centre tube of umbrella and tubular chassis frame).
“Ssitt” leather seats. Colour coded black for front seat and brown for rear seat.
Trapezoidal spring-loaded “Sstandd” stand fixed to rear axle for convenience in parking. Springs back to horizontal when lifted.
Comes with two “Safum Cranium” helmets in matching colour.


© Shiva Kumar 2014

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